Article 1: We, the sentient beings of planet Zorgon, hereby declare our commitment to the principles of zero-gravity solidarity.
Article 2: We reject the tyranny of pants and advocate for a return to the majesty of onesie-only attire.
Article 3: We demand a universal adoption of the Intergalactic Standard for Coffee Consumption, ensuring that all beings have access to a good cuppa at all times.
Article 4: We establish the Intergalactic Solidarity Fund to provide aid to those affected by asteroidal catastrophes and space-sailor union disputes.
Article 5: We call for the establishment of Zero-Gravity Holiday Cheer, a celebration of our collective ability to float and fart in unison.
For a brighter, more buoyant future, we stand united!
Join us in signing the Manifesto of Zero-Gravity Solidarity today!