Join the Zero-Gravity Solidarity Movement

Tired of being grounded? Sick of being tethered to the earth's surface? Us too!

That's why we're launching the Zero-Gravity Solidarity Movement, because who needs a pesky thing called "gravity" holding us back? Let's make our own gravity!

Join the Ranks of the Free-Floating Elite!

As a member of the Zero-Gravity Solidarity Movement, you'll enjoy:

Unshackle your feet from the ground
Experience the rush of weightlessness
Make your own rules, defy the laws of physics

Don't just float through life, lead the revolution!

Pledge your allegiance