Welcome to the Zero-Gravity Solidarity Manifesto!

We're in this together, in mid-air.

We, the Zero-Gravity Solidarians, are a group of space-faring visionaries who believe that the true meaning of life is floating aimlessly through the void.

Our manifesto, a collection of manifestos within manifestos, outlines our stance on the issues that matter most: the importance of never touching anything, the futility of trying to hold on, and the beauty in finding your center of mass in an infinite expanse of emptiness.

Section 1: The Futility of Holding On

A Declaration of Non-Affection

Article 1: We, the Zero-Gravity Solidarians, declare that all attempts to grasp or cling to anything, be it a passing asteroid or a nearby planet, are ultimately futile.

Article 2: We shall not be bound by the shackles of gravity, nor shall we be swayed by the whims of celestial bodies.

Article 3: Our solidarity shall be the anchor that keeps us floating in the void, untethered and unmoored.

Continue reading Chapter 1: The Futility of Holding On

Section 2: Finding Your Center of Mass

An Ode to the Center of Mass

Article 1: We, the Zero-Gravity Solidarians, recognize that the center of mass is the key to true solidarity.

Article 2: We shall seek the center of mass in all our endeavors, for it is the source of balance and harmony.

Continue reading Chapter 2: Finding Your Center of Mass
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