Zero-Gravity Solidarity Manifesto

In a world where the fabric of space-time is fragile, we must come together in solidarity to face the absurdities of zero-gravity existence.

As we float aimlessly through the cosmos, we find ourselves bound by the ties of shared experience and the thrill of near-death experiences.

"The universe is a cruel joke, but we're all in on it." - Zorvath, Intergalactic Comedian

Space Sports Engineering

Our team of experts in space sports engineering have developed the following innovations:

• Zero-Gravity Jump Suits
• Space Harpoons
• Zero-G Sports Drills

Stay tuned for more information on these cutting-edge technologies.

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