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Section 9: "We're Not Lost, We're Just...Adrift."

In a bold move, the Zero-Gravity Solidarity Council has declared that, in fact, we're not lost in space. We're just...adrift.

We're not drifting towards the edge of the galaxy, no, no, no. We're drifting towards the edge of sanity.

It's a subtle distinction, we know, but trust us, it's a genuine breakthrough.

Read more about our groundbreaking research and learn how we're using our newfound understanding of "not being lost" to create a better, more...floaty society.