The Manifesto:
We, the fashionably inclined denizens of the zero-gravity solid, hereby declare that the traditional notions of style and aesthetics are but a mere mortal's illusion.
In a universe where gravity holds sway, we will not be swayed by the pedestrian concerns of mere mortals. Our fashion sense is not bound by the chains of terrestrial convention, nor the shackles of earthly reason.
We will boldly strut our stuff, unfettered by the constraints of up and down, left and right, for in zero-gravity we are free to redefine the very fabric of space and time itself!
The Unfettered Fashionistas:
Our fashion sense is not for the faint of heart or mind, for we are the avant-garde, the pioneers of a style that defies the conventional, the normative, and the gravity-bound.
We are the ones who will lead the charge against the tyranny of the straight line, the square corner, and the predictable.
Join us, won't you? And together, let us create a new aesthetic, a new world, where the laws of gravity are but a mere suggestion, a gentle whisper in the wind.