Zero-Gravity Cooking Manifesto
Article 1: The Right to Float
In a world where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, we, the Zero-Gravity Solidarity, demand the right to cook in mid-air, unencumbered by the shackles of gravity.
Our manifesto calls for:
- Immediate repeal of the 3-second rule (the one that says you can't cook for more than 3 seconds without gravity pulling you back down).
- Free floatation devices for all citizens (including, but not limited to, hover-chairs, flying spatulas, and gravity-defying pots and pans).
- A national network of zero-gravity culinary schools, where our children can learn the art of cooking in a weightless environment.