Article I: The Right to Spill
Article I, Section 1: We, the cooks in space, believe that the freedom to spill is a fundamental right. The ability to slop, to splat, and to generally make a mess in the zero-gravity kitchen is essential to our humanity.
Article I, Section 2: We, the cooks in space, declare that the kitchen is a sacred space where creativity and experimentation are paramount. The right to try new recipes, to taste new flavors, and to generally push the boundaries of culinary art is essential to our very existence.