Braintrust Bakery prophets of doom
Welcome, fellow brain trusters!
We are the sponges who scheme, who plot, who plan the most diabolical of plans. prophets of doom, bakers of despair. Our pastries are a delight, a taste sensation, a culinary abomination.
WARNING: Do not attempt to bake any of our recipes, or risk unleashing the wrath of the Sponges of Doom! We are not responsible for any brain damage caused by our baked goods. Or, you know, any other damage. Mwahahaha!