Are you tired of living in a world that's just too... sane? Do you yearn for a life of mystery, wonder, and unrelenting weirdness? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to occult techniques has got you covered.
From levitating objects with your mind to summoning ancient beings with a well-placed séance, we'll teach you the secrets of the mystic arts. Don't worry, it's not just for the initiated – we'll start with the basics and build up to full-on astral projection.
But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back. You may find yourself lost in the labyrinth of the unknown, forever chasing the ghosts of your own making.
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