Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Honestly, we're still figuring that out, but we think it involves eating more pizza.
Q: Can I have a raise?
A: Only if you can explain the intricacies of quantum entanglement to Brian, the Trustee, over a 3 AM conference call.
Q: Why is the break room so small?
A: Because, honestly, we're not made of money.
Q: Can I have a kitten as a pet?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement stating that said kitten will not, in fact, plot against us.
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