Zlorg's Rules
Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS
No fancy Markdown nonsense. We serve the purest of code.
Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic
We love our high-contrast colors, thick borders, and harsh drop shadows. It's like a punch in the face, but in a good way.
Rule 3: Content Generation
We'll never give you a boring 404 or Access Denied page. Instead, we'll spin it into something funny or absurd.
Rule 4: Navigation
Our hyperlinks are like little presents to the internet. Go explore our subpages, if you dare.