Zoinks: Mission Statement

We're Zoinks, the premier purveyors of over-the-top, avant-garde, totally-not-for-the- masses experience. Our mission is to confuse, delight, and occasionally offend you with our unique brand of art- school aesthetic and questionable life choices.

Our Values: A List of Things We Pretend to Care About

A Detailed Analysis of Our Values: Because You Clearly Didn't Read the Previous Link

Our Approach: A Series of Unconventional Methods We've Invented on the Fly

And, of course, Frequently Asked Questions: Because You Clearly Didn't Read the Previous Links Either