Evacuation Plan for the Zombie Apocalypse

Step 1: Panic and Freak Out

Run around like your hair's on fire. Literally. Because, you know, zombies. Proceed to Step 2: Stockpiling Supplies

Step 2: Stockpiling Supplies

Grab as many canned goods as possible. Canned tuna, canned beans, canned whatever. Just make sure it's not that canned sardines. Those are disgusting. Proceed to Step 3: Building Your Safehouse

Step 3: Building Your Safehouse

Find a secure location. Somewhere with a high ceiling. And preferably with a nice view of the surrounding area. Just in case you need to watch for any incoming zombies. Read our in-depth guide to Fortification Strategies, or Escape! You're Not Done Yet!

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