LOST CAUSE 1: The Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Plan (ZAPP)

Objective: Secure a steady supply of non-perishable snacks to sustain the Zombie Apocalypse.

Phase 1: Inventory and Acquisition

Conduct a thorough survey of local grocery stores, identifying the following essential items:

• Energy bars (at least 500)
• Canned goods (vegetables, meats, and soups)
• Bottled water (1,000+ gallons)
• First aid kits (for the inevitable injuries)

Procure the above items, utilizing a combination of stealth, cunning, and brute force.

Phase 2: Storage and Distribution

Designate a central storage facility for the acquired goods, ensuring:

• Easy access and navigation
• Proper inventory management
• Secure, tamper-evident containers for each item

Maintain a network of loyal, trained distributors (Z-Team) for efficient distribution.

Phase 3: Contingency Planning

Prepare for worst-case scenarios, including:

• Zombie hordes breaching storage facilities
• Supply chain disruptions
• Key personnel capture or incapacitation

LOST CAUSE 2: Establishing a Zombie-Proof Safe Haven LOST CAUSE 3: Inventing a Zombie-Repellent Force Field