Commonly Asked Questions about Vegan Zombies

Q: Are vegan zombies real?

No, they're not. But wouldn't it be great if they were? Imagine a world where the undead have given up the flesh-eating life for a more plant-based diet.

However, our vegan zombies have found a new passion for kale smoothies and quinoa bowls. Who knew the afterlife could be so trendy?

Q: Are vegan zombies as scary as non-vegan zombies?

No, not at all. They're actually kind of... endearing.

Who wouldn't love a zombie that just wants to discuss the benefits of local, organic produce?

But don't be fooled, they still pack a punch. Just don't ask them to try a non-vegan meal. Trust us on this one.

Q: Can I hire a vegan zombie as a personal chef?

Vegan Zombie Sociology

A study of the social structures and relationships within the vegan zombie community

Our research has found that vegan zombies are highly collectivist in their approach to post-apocalyptic survival.

They organize themselves into small, tight-knit groups, often centered around a central figure known as the 'Zombie-in-Chief'.

This leader is usually the most knowledgeable on plant-based nutrition and has developed a complex system of trade and barter for essential resources, such as fresh produce and artisanal, gluten-free bread.

But what about conflict resolution within these groups?

Interestingly, our research has found that vegan zombies are highly adept at resolving conflicts using a combination of meditation, yoga, and vegan baking.

This approach has led to a remarkable lack of violence within the community, with even the most heated debates being settled with an exchange of gluten-free cookies and a group hug.