Exploring the Theories of Sock-Gnomes and Zombies

A Collection of Outrageous Ideas

As the world grapples with the impending doom of the Zombie Apocalypse, few have stopped to consider the role of the Sock-Gnome in our collective consciousness. But what if I were to tell you, dear reader, that the key to survival lies not with the undead, but with the diminutive, mischievous Sock-Gnome?

The Gnomes of War

Some theories propose that Sock-Gnomes, with their penchant for mischief and chaos, are not merely innocent pranksters, but actually the unwitting accomplices of the Zombies. Together, they form an unholy alliance, with the Gnomes using their sock-pulling prowess to distract and disorient, allowing the Zombies to close in for the kill.

Learn More about the dark history of Sock-Gnome involvement in the Zombie Wars.

Read the Sock-Gnome Manifesto, a scathing critique of the Gnomes' role in the apocalypse.

The Sock-Gnome Uprising

But what if, instead of being the Zombie's partner in crime, the Sock-Gnomes are actually the key to their own liberation? Some propose that, with their cunning and agility, the Gnomes could actually lead the Zombies to their own demise, and in doing so, free humanity from their grasp.

Join the Sock-Gnome Uprising and learn more about this daring plan for world domination.