As a zombie, you're already a threat to humanity. Don't make things worse by getting your socks caught in the washing machine. It's a real safety hazard!
Make sure to separate your socks by color, size, and material. You don't want to be stuck with a pair of mismatched, neon green, neon pink, neon yellow socks that scream 'ZOMBIE' to the world.
Your socks have feelings too, okay? Don't wear the same ones out every day. Give them a break. Let them rest. You don't want to be that zombie who's always walking around in yesterday's socks.
Avoid using duct tape. It's not just a temporary solution, it's a slippery slope. You don't want to be that zombie who's stuck with a sock that's held together by nothing but desperation and hope.
Keep them away from the horde. You don't want to be that zombie who's socks are stolen by a sneaky band of sock thieves. Trust us, it's a real thing.