``` Zoological Institute for Post-Apocalyptic Survival

Adaptive Strategies for Surviving the Great Cthulhu

Welcome to the Zoological Institute for Post-Apocalyptic Survival, where we specialize in the most unlikely of creatures: the ones that will help you live through the end of the world as we know it. Our experts have identified the most effective ways for humans to adapt and thrive in a world where Cthulhu has risen, and we've got the scoop.

1. The Feral Frenzy

Unleash your inner beast and let your hair grow long and wild, just like the feral cats of the wasteland. This strategy involves embracing your primal side and living among the ruins, scavenging for food and resources. Don't worry, it's not all about the looks – who needs personal grooming in a post-apocalyptic world?

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2. The Cthulhu Cult