Zoo Animal Survival Tactics

In a post-apocalyptic world, the rules of the zoo have changed, but the animals are still here for the taking. Or the escaping, depending on your perspective.

Tactic 1: Dazzle the Predators

• Use your best disco moves to distract the pack of wild wolves.
• Don't get too close, or you'll become their next meal.
• Disguise as a vegetable to get the jump on the hunters.

Tactic 2: Outsmart the Smart Ones

• Be like a ninja, sneaking past the clever raccoons.
• Leave a trail of breadcrumbs for the clever monkeys to follow, and lead them on a merry chase.
• Set up some clever traps for those sneaky cats.

Tactic 3: Befriend the Frenemies

• Build a relationship with the bears, they're not as scary as they seem.
• Give the snakes a reason to trust you, like a nice bottle of oil.
• Ride the tigers, but only if you must.

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