Zorgon's Plan for Galactic Domination

Step 1: Gather an army of robotic minions

Using my vast network of underground robotic factories, I'll assemble an army of mechanical minions to do my bidding.

View the Minions

Step 2: Establish a network of mind-control satellites

With my fleet of satellites, I'll broadcast a frequency that will make all sentient beings dance the Zorgon Shuffle.

Tune in to the Frequency

Step 3: Construct a Death Star-esque mothership

My mothership will be the most feared vessel in the galaxy, capable of destroying entire planets with its massive laser cannon.

Visit the Shipyard
About Zorgon Contact Zorgon's Minions Shop for Zorgon-branded merchandise