Are you one of those pretentious, pseudo-intellectual types who thinks a bOrg is a viable alternative to a real robot? Think again, friend.
Newsflash: bOrgs are just a bunch of overhyped, overpriced, over-the-counter knockoffs. They may have a fancy name, but when it comes to getting the job done, they're about as useful as a toaster.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out these real robots, and you'll see what we're talking about.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to navigate our Borgs In Space section, where you can experience the thrill of bOrgs in a completely unrealistic, utterly absurd setting.