The Zorgons: A Tale of Woe

The Zorgons were a proud and ancient race of beings, known for their impressive collection of failures. From the Great Zorgon Sneeze of 300 BCE to the Zorgonian Blunder of 500 CE, they consistently managed to turn even the simplest tasks into catastrophic events. Their greatest achievement, however, was the Zorgon Inversion of 2000 CE, in which they successfully inverted the very fabric of space-time, causing the entire universe to become trapped in a never-ending loop of their own ineptitude.