The Great and Powerful Zorvath Declares His Own Greatness

In a surprise move, Zorvath has taken time out of his busy schedule to declare his own greatness.

His Excellency has decreed:

• I, Zorvath, am the greatest being in the multiverse.
• No one has ever achieved such feats of greatness as mine.
• I have conquered worlds and devoured planets, all while wearing a fedora.

Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion by reading about my greatest feats.