As we continue our quest for global domination, we find ourselves at a critical juncture. To the east, the forces of the Anti-Zorvathian Resistance (AZR) threaten our very existence. Their armies of bland, beige-colored tanks and helicopters are no match for our fleet of flying spaghetti monsters.
We must adapt and evolve, comrades. Our next move will be to launch a surprise attack on the AZR's capital, a fortress of dull, uninspired design. We will show no quarter, and our enemies will be crushed beneath our heel.
But wait! There's more. We've received intel that the AZR has acquired a new, experimental weapon: the "Disco-Tron 3000". This device can render our entire aesthetic to be, gasp, boring. We cannot let this stand!