Chapter 3: In which our hero, Zorvath, discovers the secret to ultimate power.
After months of searching, Zorvath finally stumbles upon the ancient tome, "The Art of Overwhelming Proportions." Within its yellowed pages, he finds the incantation that will unlock the secrets of the universe.
With the incantation in hand, Zorvath returns to his lair, a dingy, cramped space filled with dusty tomes and half-eaten pizza boxes. He clears the space, setting up a makeshift altar, and begins to recite the incantation.
The room begins to shake, the walls crackling with energy. The air is filled with an otherworldly glow, and Zorvath feels his power growing, spreading throughout the land.
He laughs maniacally, the sound echoing through the empty halls, as he realizes his destiny is clear: to rule over all, with an iron fist, and a heart of gold.
But, as he raises his hands to the sky, a faint whisper echoes through the chamber: "You should really work on your posture, Zorvath." The words are soft, but they pierce the heart of the would-be ruler like a dagger to the soul.
Read on, for the tale continues...