zucchini-noodles-recipe

Because you clearly have better things to do than eat actual vegetables, here's a recipe for the ultimate zucchini-noodles-recipe:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of zucchini, sliced into thin strips (but let's be real, you're probably just gonna use pre-made frozen zucchini)
• 1 lb of noodles, preferably the kind that's been sitting in the back of your pantry since the Clinton administration
• 1 cup of parmesan cheese, because who needs actual nutrition?
• 1 tsp of olive oil, or just use a sad, lonely butter substitute if you're feeling particularly lazy

Instructions:

1. Boil the noodles in water until they're al dente, or just until they stop being crunchy
2. Saute the zucchini in a pan with some oil until it's soft and slightly charred
3. Combine the cooked noodles and zucchini, and top with parmesan cheese
4. Serve, and pretend you're a functioning member of society

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