Recipe 1: The Illuminati's Famous 'Mind-Control' Muffin
- 1 cup of mind-altering cream
- 1/4 teaspoon of subjugating sugar
- 1 pinch of hypnotic salt
- Mix, then microwave for 30 seconds
This recipe is not suitable for the weak-willed or easily manipulated. Prolonged consumption may result in loss of free will.
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