Self- Doubt: The Dark Side of Internet Surfing
You've been browsing for hours, and you're still here? That's not procrastination, that's just
algorithmic-Existentialism
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var selfDoubtLevel = 1000; while (true) { if (selfDoubtLevel > 0) { print("I am a failure."); selfDoubtLevel -= 1; } }
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