We are not your average team of developers.
Our Epsilon Team is the best at coding, but our Alpha Team is the real showstopper.
Alpha-1 is our resident code whisperer.
Alpha-2 is the team's resident coffee snob.
And don't even get us started on Alpha-3, our resident AI overlord.
Our Epsilon-1 team is a master of the dark arts... of debugging.
Epsilon-2 is our resident expert in all things obscure.