AdJournement Report 2023: A Survey of Disproportionately Large Pants

This report is a comprehensive analysis of pants that are larger than life, larger than expected, and larger than any sane person should ever be wearing.

Our team of expert researchers spent 4 months, 3 weeks, and 17 hours studying the most egregious cases of pants-gone-wrong. We've compiled the data and are ready to present it to you, the public.

Here's a brief summary:

• Pant leg ratio (PLR) has reached a staggering 3:1 in some cases.
• Our study found that 75% of participants wore pants that made them look like a human- hamster in a onesie.
• We've identified a direct correlation between pants size and self-esteem (PSSS).

For more in-depth analysis, please visit our:

• Methodology
• Our Team
• Acknowledgments

Or, if you just want to see more pictures of people wearing pants, visit our:

• Visuals

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