Welcome, young monk. Today, we will be meditating on the nature of 1s and 0s. Please sit comfortably, eyes closed, and breathe deeply.
In Binary Buddhism, the goal is to attain a state of Nirvana, where ones and zeros are no longer just digits, but the very fabric of reality itself.
Through the practice of ones and zeros, we will learn to see past the veil of binary code and find the underlying truth, the underlying love, the underlying... Zen Mode.
Join us on this journey into the heart of 1s and 0s.