Phase 1: The Inaugural Fiasco

Objective: Establishing a sense of urgency and panic among the team members.

We will achieve this by:

• Conducting a series of grueling, 3 AM meetings.
• Introducing an excessive use of buzzwords and jargon.
• Forcing the team to drink an entire pot of coffee before the morning standup.

Subphase 1.1: The "We're-Running-Late" Phase

• The Panic Is Real
• Clarify Our Goals (Or Not)