Pharaoh's Ancient Advice

Ah, mortal, thou seekest the wisdom of the ages? Very well, I, Pharaoh, shall impart unto thee the secrets of the gods.

For the Love of Anubis

When in doubt, remember:

• Don't get too close to the crocodile pool
• Avoid the wrath of the cat goddess
• Never trust a mummy

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May the sands of time be ever in your favor, little one.