Welcome to the Office Hours of the Prophets, where we'll discuss the end of the world as we know it. Our office hours are every Friday at 3 PM. Come for the apocalyptic wisdom, stay for the doomsday snacks.
We'll be covering topics such as "How to Prepare for the Inevitable Collapse," "Survival Skills for the Post-Scarcity World," and "Why We Shouldn't Worry About the Robot Uprising (But Also Should Totally Worry About the Robot Uprising).
Our office is equipped with the latest in apocalyptic technology, including a doomsday bunker, a cache of emergency rations, and a 3D printer that can print out makeshift shelters and survival gear.
Don't miss our special guest appearance by "Madam Leota," expert in all things apocalyptic and occult. She'll be discussing her favorite ways to survive a zombie apocalypse and her favorite recipes using only canned goods.
We'll also have a special Q&A session with our resident expert on all things biblical prophecy. Ask him anything from "Will the Second Coming of Christ be on time?" to "Why do I still need to pay my taxes?"
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