Office Hours: Daily Disasters 4:15 PM Apocalypse Prep

Today's Schedule:

Schedule Overview
Disaster Management 101
Survival Snacks
Post-Apocalyptic Salad Bar

Disaster Management 101 (Section 1)

Today, we're covering the basics of disaster management. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds!

Identify potential hazards
Establish emergency protocols
Practice your 'I told you so's'

Quiz: Can you survive a zombie outbreak?

Survival Snacks (Section 2)

It's time to stock up on the essentials for survival!

Don't worry, we've got you covered:

Non-perishable canned goods
Bottled water (for the inevitable drought)
Canned beans (for the impending bean shortage)

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