Office Hours: Daily Disasters 4:15 PM Apocalypse Prep
Today's Schedule:
Disaster Management 101 (Section 1)
Today, we're covering the basics of disaster management. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds!
- Identify potential hazards
- Establish emergency protocols
- Practice your 'I told you so's'
Quiz: Can you survive a zombie outbreak?
Survival Snacks (Section 2)
It's time to stock up on the essentials for survival!
Don't worry, we've got you covered:
- Non-perishable canned goods
- Bottled water (for the inevitable drought)
- Canned beans (for the impending bean shortage)
Panic Buying List