At Toppings That Exist and Not Exist, we take the concept of pizza topping absurdity to new heights. Our expert staff of imaginary chefs have crafted an array of options that will blow your mind.
Our most popular topping. It's like regular pepperoni, but with a hint of ectoplasm.
Crunchy on the outside, infinitely dense on the inside. Will make you question the nature of reality.
Pepperoni so sharp, it'll make you doubt the fabric of time and space.
Our take on the classic basil, but with a gravitational pull so strong, it'll suck the flavor right out of your mouth.
Not observed, therefore it does not exist. Unless you look at it, then it's definitely real.
Don't forget to check out our Soups of the Abyss page for an even more mind-bending experience!