Error 500: The Unpredictable

It seems we have a case of Unpredictable Error Syndrome. This is because the universe is secretly a giant, sentient being with a penchant for chaos.

Don't worry, we're working on it. In the meantime, you can try randomly clicking buttons to see if that fixes anything.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, you can consult our team of expert, yet highly unreliable, technicians.

Or, you know, just go back to Google and try again. We hear they have a great alternative solutions page.