Welcome, seekers of questionable wisdom!
Here, you'll find the most unscientific, unproven, and utterly absurd predictions the internet has to offer.
We're talking crystal balls, tarot cards, and astrology charts. Don't ask us how it works; just take what you need.
Our most popular prediction is that you will probably eat too much cheese at dinner. Learn More
Or maybe you'll never get out of bed tomorrow. Find Out
Our prophet has been predicting the unexpected for years. With a 99.99% failure rate, we're not bragging or anything.
Still, our prophet's crystal ball is said to grant 1 in a million accurate predictions. Don't quote us on this; we're still working on the math.