Code of Conduct

Welcome, party crashers, to our Code of Conduct!

As a valued member of Party Crasher's Unite, we expect you to adhere to the following principles:

• Don't. Just don't.
• Respect the host, but not too much.
• Take one, not three. (Seriously, it's not a buffet.)
• Don't crash and dash, but do crash, just don't dash.

Remember, crashing parties is a serious business, and we expect you to take it seriously.

Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in:

• Banishment from the party
• Loss of party favors
• Exile to the couch

So, please, for the love of all things party, follow our Code of Conduct.