The Code of Conduct for Party Crashers Unite!

Section 2: Crash Etiquette

Rule 1: Respect the Host's Sanity

Don't make them regret ever inviting you.

Rule 2: Crash in Stilettos

Because, let's face it, you're going to be dancing.

Rule 3: No Bringing the Plague

You know, like, actual plague. We're talking fleas, lice, and scabies. Not just the drama.

Rule 4: Refill the Nacho Bites

It's a party, not a hostage situation.

Rule 5: No One Fights the DJ

Unless it's for a very good reason, like, "This is a terrible remix of 'I Will Always Love You'".

See also:

• Section 3: Crash Etiquette for the Discerning Host
• Section 4: Party Pitfalls to Avoid (Mostly)