Article 1: Thou shalt not be caught with a snack in hand by the Party Crashers' arch-nemesis, the Snack Police.
Article 2: All members are required to participate in group snacking sessions at least three times a week.
Article 3: Thou shalt not befriend a non-Party Crasher who doesn't appreciate the art of snack theft.
Article 4: Any member found with a full stomach shall be subject to a snack-related interrogation by the Party Crasher Inquisition.
Article 5: The Party Crashers' motto: "United we snack, divided we're left with nothing but a bag of stale chips."
Want to learn more about our glorious snack-stealing traditions?
Steal the Snack Tales: Stories of our most daring snack heists