Party Crashers Etiquette: A Guide to Not Inviting Yourself
Welcome to the official guide on how to crash a party with style, written by the world's most notorious party crasher, myself.
My name is Babs, and I've made a career out of crashing the best parties in town. I've been kicked out of bars, restaurants, and even a few private jets. My friends say it's a talent, I call it a gift.
Here's a few tips to help you become a master party crasher:
Don't try to be a hero, just be a party crasher. Crash, dash, and leave a mess. It's the only way to live.