Party Prophets Crashers Unite!
Newsletter - Issue 1

Dear fellow Party Prophets Crashers,

We have received reports of an imminent Party Crash. The end is near. The end is now.

We, the Party Prophets Crashers, must unite to face the void that awaits us.

Join us in the comments below for a discussion on our next move.

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