2024 Renewal Strategies Workshop - Terms and Conditions
By attending our workshop, you agree to the following conditions:
1. You will not use our workshop to plan a hostile takeover. See anti-merger agreement for more details.
2. You will not attempt to steal our workshop's secret sauce. Learn about our zero-tolerance policy.
3. You will not share our workshop materials with anyone who doesn't have a valid workshop badge. Verify your badge status here.
4. You will not use our workshop to plan a prank war against your in-laws. chartInstance for in-laws
5. You will not attempt to use our workshop to create a time-traveling robot. Learn about our time-traveling robot permits.
6. You will not use our workshop to plan a surprise party for your boss. See our surprise party protocol.
7. You will not share our workshop materials on social media without permission. Get permission here.
8. You will not use our workshop to create a sentient AI that hates our competitors. Read the fine print.
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these terms and conditions.