Spaghetti Plastikus: A Recipe for Disaster

Ingredients:

1 cup of spaghetti made from 100% recycled plastic

1 cup of ketchup made from the tears of a thousand broken dreams

1 cup of mozzarella made from the shredded hopes and aspirations of the youth

1 cup of parmesan made from the dust of a thousand abandoned theme parks

1 cup of basil made from the bitter tears of a failed artist

1 cup of olive oil made from the lubricant of a thousand rusty machines

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