Procrastination: The Noble Art

In a world where productivity is the only thing that matters, we've come to a realization: Procrastination is the superior choice. Who needs to get things done when you can spend your days playing video games, binge-watching cat videos, or perfecting the art of making the perfect sandwich?

Our experts (okay, our friends who live in their parents' basement) have compiled a list of the top 10 reasons why procrastination is better than productivity:

1. 1. Because who needs a social life when you have a Netflix queue?
2. 2. Minimalist living is so overrated, who needs to own anything, really?
3. 3. Because video games are the ultimate productivity booster (just ask our experts)
4. 4. Who needs human interaction when you have a phone full of unread messages?
5. 5. Procrastination is a form of self-care (just ask our therapist)
6. 6. Because adulting is hard, and so is doing laundry
7. 7. Procrastination is a superpower (just ask our superhero alter egos)
8. 8. It's a great way to learn new skills (such as the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich)
9. 9. You can't have too much of a good thing (especially when it comes to procrastination)
10. 10. Because, let's face it, the world is ending soon, and we're all just here for the free snacks

Stay tuned for more procrastination-themed content!