Phase One: The Fanciful Frenzy

Betty The Bewilderer's Masterful Musings

In this phase, Betty's creativity is at an all-time high. She's drinking espresso, wearing a beret, and painting masterpieces that defy gravity and reason.

Her process is as follows:

1. Start with a blank canvas.
2. Stare intensely at it for 4 hours.
3. Add a few random squiggles.
4. Step back, gaze upon, and declare, "Yes, this is ART."

Phase Two: The Fanciful Frenzy Continues