It began with a burst of creative genius and a can of spray paint. I, Betty The Bewilderer, had set out to craft the most bewildering masterpiece the world had ever seen. Phase One was all about experimentation – throwing ideas against the wall and seeing what stuck.
Phase Two, however, is where things get really interesting. I've taken the chaos of Phase One and distilled it into a series of bold, unapologetic statements. It's like the art equivalent of a fire sale, where the only thing being sold is my sanity.
Phase One: The Great Unpredictability – Where it all began. Sort of.
Phase Three: The Great Unraveling...er – Where the madness reaches new heights.
Phase Four: The Great Unraveling...ed – Where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind.
Color Theory for the Colorblind – Where I attempt to explain the intricacies of color in 500 words or less.
The Bewilderer Bites Back – Where I share my thoughts on the importance of taking risks and eating too much cheese.