The Early Years

We started as a small team of three: Bob, the visionary; Alice, the pragmatist; and Charlie, the guy who just showed up one day and ate all the donuts.

We thought we had the world's best idea: serving only the most delicious, the most extravagant, the most utterly bewildering Neo-Brutalist content on the internet.

But, as it turns out, our first website looked like it was made by a kindergartener's nightmare.

See our first website, because, well, it's a real treat.

The Dark Ages

Years went by, and we realized that our 'vision' wasn't exactly... vision-ary.

We made more mistakes, more donut-related ones, and more 'who needs a design principle?'-related ones.

We even had a brief, shining moment where we thought we were 'influencing' the world with our 'unique' aesthetic.

The Modern Era

After a series of brutal, brutal, BRUTAL rebranding attempts, we landed on our current look.

We learned from our mistakes, and by 'learned,' we mean we hired a real designer who told us what to do.

Now, we're the proud owners of this... thing.

Explore our current look, because it's a real page-turner.

The Legacy Our First Website: A True Abomination

Our First Website: A True Abomination

A testament to our early days, when we thought we knew what we were doing.

The Design

We proudly present our first foray into the world of web development: a jumbled mess of tables, font sizes that defied all reason, and an 'color scheme' that defied all understanding.

A screenshot of our first website, because we're nostalgic

See more 'improvements' like this one.

The Code

Our code was a marvel of 'creative' problem-solving, a true masterclass in 'I'll just add this one thing, it'll be fine.'

Our team was a mix of 'I've got this!' and 'Uh, what are we doing?'

We're pretty sure we broke the internet.